BARBIES BRUISE BERNIE
Well, this match report was supposed to have been written by none other than beARTniebee, but somehow, he seems to have been bumped, beaten, bruised and berated by Bar to such an extent that he was apparently incapable of writing a simple match report.
beautiful bzis: BeARTrnie & SC
brutal bars: mistake & kierra|menotume
brutes won 5:4
match length: 30
weather: light and breezy for the first 1/2 of the match, odd sickeningly sweet odor (could that be melting chocolate?!) during the second 1/2
The heros of the story did well in the first 1/2 of the match, taking a 4-2 lead. However, suddenly bar started tossing candy out on the field, which clogged up our treads! Despite the bzi-favorable map, and beARTnie's skillful driving and shooting, the brutes managed to tie the game. With only a minute or so left, they dashed the hopes of the heros and the crowd by capping their fifth. Their performance, on BAR standards, was abominable. Only 2 tks a piece. One must wonder how long until BAR either loses the TK title or has a wholesale housecleaning!
beautiful bzis: BeARTrnie & SC
brutal bars: mistake & kierra|menotume
brutes won 5:4
match length: 30
weather: light and breezy for the first 1/2 of the match, odd sickeningly sweet odor (could that be melting chocolate?!) during the second 1/2
The heros of the story did well in the first 1/2 of the match, taking a 4-2 lead. However, suddenly bar started tossing candy out on the field, which clogged up our treads! Despite the bzi-favorable map, and beARTnie's skillful driving and shooting, the brutes managed to tie the game. With only a minute or so left, they dashed the hopes of the heros and the crowd by capping their fifth. Their performance, on BAR standards, was abominable. Only 2 tks a piece. One must wonder how long until BAR either loses the TK title or has a wholesale housecleaning!
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3 Comments:
I had 3 tk. That is still not a lot, but good enough for me. I know I can do better, and next time I will, but still, 3 tks is nothing to be ashamed off.
In the fun match afters, I had 13 tks, which I think made up for it (no report about that one? it was a great fun funny funmatch).
And sorry for the candy and chocolate on the fields, I didn't notice they were falling out of my pocket, truly. They were for Baroness and the fun match afters, she doesn't play without chocolate and icecream.
mistake
(btw, word verification was poptli)
Your tank has POCKETS?!! Now THAT explains a LOT! ;)
grr mistake! no ice cream for baroness, thats only for me to give!
Rb2
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