Sportlight on Admired Admiral Admirarch's Admirarchy
is rather tall, handsome and dark [*]
In mathematics, he's a wiz
In bzflag, he knows his biz
Though his lag might sometimes spike
and at times he puts down his mic
Don't turn your back
He will attack
which is something you won't like
Admirarch, one of the original members of Bz-Incorporated, is one of the longest-standing members on the team. He is, however, still at uni and occasionally feels the need to focus on his studies, his girlfriend or real life in general. The rest of the time, he is ours - lock, stock and turret. Or so we like to believe.
Admir, as we often call him, was born and raised around Guildford, UK. Through massive amounts of inertia, he found himself at uni, studying mathematics and rapidly becoming one of the most loved AND feared icons of bzflag today. His math tutoring skills are world reknown - he has even taught math to the inmates at the local gaol, in which he was sentenced to serve after being captured during the round up of a famous gang led by clearly insane The Red Baron. In fact, Admir's sentence was rather brutal considering his superior intelligence: "OFFENSE: Asinine, Devilish, Masochistic, Insidious, Repugnant, Abhorrent, Refined Causer of Haplessness. SENTENCE: Admirarch has been sentenced to teach remedial math to the other inmates. He'll be forced to learn gutter slang in order to communicate with them because no one understands his highly proper English."
As many have discovered on irc (one of Admirarch's main haunts), Admirarch's dry humor, caustic wit and general ability to generate laughter and motivation among his teammates is also well-known within many circles (especially the huddle we call Bzi). Many of the "goals" of BzInc have been generated by Admir. Furthermore, his reach on irc channels is uncharted (and possibly unchartable).
Admir is particularly fond of bzflag, maths, sleeping, eating, anime (but not in that order). Also, he won't tell you this, but he's a master chef! Just ask his gal!
[*]Maybe we are off a tad, but 2 out of 3 is not bad
(brought to you by the author of "O'Catay and the Grapes of Wrath" himself!)
P.S. Please feel free to add facts (or rumours) about Admirarch that we may have left out.
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1 Comments:
great job admir,really nice autobiographical poetry, cu on the battlefield!
greets 4more
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