| Gaoled Absurd Outcast Lads | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
We are not currently actively seeking talent. But we always have our eyes open. We are watching you :) Below is a list of each team member, along with their current status: Admirarch: STATUS: Incarcerated. OFFENSE: Asinine, Devilish, Masochistic, Insidious, Repugnant, Abhorrent, Refined Causer of Haplessness SENTENCE: Admirarch has been sentenced to teach remedial math to the other inmates. He'll be forced to learn gutter slang in order to communicate with them because no one understands his highly proper English Catay: STATUS: Incarcerated. OFFENSE: Crustaceous, Abhorrent Turncoat Accustomed to Yawning SENTENCE: catay has been incarcerated under his Belgian name, not permitted any outside contact to discuss free-agency when/if he is released & is banned from ever consuming any beer other than Bud Light for the rest of his life. During his incarceration, he will work as a tour guide for the masses touring the now-famous prison & will work long hours with little sleep. DarthValou: STATUS: Jailor, Free RESUME: Daring Active Regal Trainer of Hooligans, Villianous Armies, Lunatics, Outcasts & Undesirables Karlik25: STATUS: Jailor, Free RESUME: Keeper of Aggravating, Really Lazy Insurgents & Keelhaulers LayDeeKilla: STATUS: Incarcerated. OFFENSE: Lazy, Arrogant, Yodeling, Depraved, Excitable Extroverted Killjoy, Insatiably Layering Lace Accoutrements SENTENCE: Due to the extreme nature of LayDeeKilla’s (also known as lala because that’s the noise women make when trying to avoid listening to his sweet talk) offenses, he is sentenced to remain in isolation, even when manufacturing tank pieces in the factory. It is imperative to keep him isolated from all those who might be in danger of his wiles. (In addition, all jailors at the prison have had their anti-lala immunity booster shots). Mr Show: STATUS: Incarcerated. OFFENSE: Mirthful, Rudimentary Stooge, Heralder of Obscurity and Wretchedness SENTENCE: Mr show has been sentenced to perform all the menial tasks at the prison to keep his wild side in check. He must cart all the newly-made tank pieces to the assembling room, where he will assemble and disassemble each piece at least 4 times before it is approved for use. In addition, after every battle he is assigned to re-assemble all broken-up tank pieces, making sure each one matches the right tank color (all tanks at the prison are rogues, of course) and that each tank is sent to the right servers. SportChick: STATUS: Jailor, Free RESUME: Spirited Patriot Ordering Resistant Throngs of Crispy Harsh Idiot Crazy Kids Sweating Bullets: STATUS: Incarcerated OFFENSE: Silly, Writing Ego Authoring Trash, Inanimate, Nausatingly Graphic, Belligerent, Uninteresting, Lackluster, Lollygagging Enigma of Tyranny & Sterility SENTENCE: Sweating Bullets is being forced to write one-line jingles for Microsoft, using only proper English with no computer or geek terminology. He has been put on a rigid schedule - he begins work at 6AM every morning and works straight through until 11PM. His sleep schedule may NEVER recover. That_Smell: STATUS: Incarcerated. OFFENSE: Tyrannical Hobgoblin, Accustomed to Triviality & Stringed-Instruments, a Maniacal Eccentric, Lurking in Lies SENTENCE: That Smell has been sentenced to manufacture cheap guitars from scrap wood then is forced to play them to be sure they function properly. He is also forced to shower 3 times a day & is not permitted to use deodorant, aftershave or cologne, as we don't want him harming himself or others. The Red Baron: STATUS: Incarcerated (in solitary confinement in the mental illness wing) OFFENSE: Tyrannical Hyper Eccentric, Really Evil Dictator, ~Bonking Aberration, Radically Oblivious to Name-changes SENTENCE: The Red Baron is incarcerated in a special mental illness wing & consigned to work in a bottling plant that manufactures only caffeine-free & sugar-free sodas & beverages. The plant & prison mess halls serve & allow only beverages that were manufactured in the plant. Additionally the doctors have placed TrB is on a strict sugar- & caffeine-free diet for the duration of his stay. Thonolan: STATUS: At large. Wanted alive (or at least, mostly alive) OFFENSE: Towering, Hobo-Like Oddity, Nefarious for Obscurity, Lagging & Antiquated Niceties SENTENCE: Thonolan was sentenced to counsel our troubled bz-youth. However, he escaped after sentencing and before incarceration, presumably due to the extreme disturbances in our bz-youth. A reward is offered for his immediate return. The BzGals | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Last 10 matches, view them all here | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
1143
