Here you see the Bz Incorporated team at its peak. as you can see by our
stats, we are not obsessed with winning. We are obsessed with playing, win or
lose. We will take on anyone. We guarantee you a match, and we are proud to
own the title of, Highest Activity Rating Ever. And currently hold the
title to Most Active Team
The team's credo:
Kowalski:
Oh, no. He must be all alone out there by himself. Skipper: He's one of us,
men. You all know the penguin credo. Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and
Bisquick? Skipper: No. [Rico speaks Japanese gibberish] Skipper: No,
that's the walrus credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by
himself, and we never leave one of our own. Kowalski: Oh, yeah. Skipper:
Let's go. ***
Our philosophy when we match:
Skipper: He's in
trouble. Rico: [starts to light a stick of dynamite] Kaboom! Skipper:
Stand down, soldier. We're in observation mode. *** How to end a match
with success:
Skipper: Lets blow this popsicle stand, boys! Rico:
[Grabs stick of dynamite] Kaaboooom? Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaaboom.
We
are not currently actively seeking talent. But we always have our eyes open.
We are watching you :)
I don't have much room here, but Here are a
few words about the team members.
Admirarch: The first mate. The one
with the answers, logic, and there to watch your back. He looks out for the
team, and is a master at strategy.
Catay: 2 words. Cute and Cuddly.
Thats our Catay. Its his disguise, and even when you are looking out for it.
Its still quite successful. He may look harmless and lovable, but on the field
something transform... He's a lethal cute and cuddly!
DarthValou: The
Most psychotic penguin among us :) She may appear to be cute and cuddly, but
something happens when she's on the battlefield. Its not a pretty sight when
she's finished... but all the enemy's tanks are in pieces, and all your base
belongs to us. - also, we have just discovered, she too totes dynamite,
blowing things up at random, shouting, "Kaboom kaboom
kaboooom!!!"
Karlik25: The good momma Penguin. she makes sure we all
behave (except the kook. The word "behave isn't even in his vocabulary.) Her
favorite hobby is chasing or carrying the flag
lala: A rougish
Penguin... if he isn't chasing the lady penguins, then he's on the battlefield
chasing flags and tanks. :)
Mr. Show: The newest penguin on the field.
We don't have a complete certificate, proving his psychotism yet... But fear
not, we are experts, and will bring him up to speed on that
:)
Sportchick: A wild penguin! She loves taking exotic trips all over
the globe. She's not content in the cold dismal artic. So she roams the
battlefields... making sushi out of tanks and flags... Clearly a psychotic
penguin :)
Sweating Bullets: The only penguin we know of who still
sweats when in the artic... very psychotic indeed...
That Smell: Aka,
the Penguin who refused to shower. He has a psychotic obsession and paranoria
that soap is out to get him. Not quite your average "Cute and Cuddly"
penguin
Thonolan: Our Skipper, he holds the team together, directs
gives orders, and makes sure no one is left behind. He leads us, making sure
the team has the right focus, and ensures the no one bathes in hot oil and
bisquick by mistake.
The Red Baron: The kook! Known to tote dynamite,
drink any caffeine infused drink, and blow things up at random. An extremely
valuable asset when it comes to the battlefield... Simple formula. Add tanks,
drop in The Baron, and have mayhem... Just make sure you can slip by him and
get the enemies flag...
The Red Baron
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