| Created: | 2005-05-19 | |
| Rating: |  1236 | |
| Activity: | 1.77 / 2.07 | |
| Average number of games played per
day | ||
| Wins | Draws | Losses |
| 175 | 43 | 361 |
- Here you see the Bz Incorporated team at its peak. as you can see by our
stats, we are not obsessed with winning. We are obsessed with playing, win or
lose. We will take on anyone. We guarantee you a match, and we are proud to
own the title of, Highest Activity Rating Ever. And currently hold the
title to Most Active Team
The team's credo:
Kowalski: Oh, no. He must be all alone out there by himself.
Skipper: He's one of us, men. You all know the penguin credo.
Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
Skipper: No.
[Rico speaks Japanese gibberish]
Skipper: No, that's the walrus credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.
Kowalski: Oh, yeah.
Skipper: Let's go.
***
Our philosophy when we match:
Skipper: He's in trouble.
Rico: [starts to light a stick of dynamite] Kaboom!
Skipper: Stand down, soldier. We're in observation mode.
***
How to end a match with success:
Skipper: Lets blow this popsicle stand, boys!
Rico: [Grabs stick of dynamite] Kaaboooom?
Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaaboom.
We are not currently actively seeking talent. But we always have our eyes open. We are watching you :)
I don't have much room here, but Here are a few words about the team members.
Admirarch: The first mate. The one with the answers, logic, and there to watch your back. He looks out for the team, and is a master at strategy.
Catay: 2 words. Cute and Cuddly. Thats our Catay. Its his disguise, and even when you are looking out for it. Its still quite successful. He may look harmless and lovable, but on the field something transform... He's a lethal cute and cuddly!
DarthValou: The Most psychotic penguin among us :) She may appear to be cute and cuddly, but something happens when she's on the battlefield. Its not a pretty sight when she's finished... but all the enemy's tanks are in pieces, and all your base belongs to us. - also, we have just discovered, she too totes dynamite, blowing things up at random, shouting, "Kaboom kaboom kaboooom!!!"
Karlik25: The good momma Penguin. she makes sure we all behave (except the kook. The word "behave isn't even in his vocabulary.) Her favorite hobby is chasing or carrying the flag
lala: A rougish Penguin... if he isn't chasing the lady penguins, then he's on the battlefield chasing flags and tanks. :)
Mr. Show: The newest penguin on the field. We don't have a complete certificate, proving his psychotism yet... But fear not, we are experts, and will bring him up to speed on that :)
Sportchick: A wild penguin! She loves taking exotic trips all over the globe. She's not content in the cold dismal artic. So she roams the battlefields... making sushi out of tanks and flags... Clearly a psychotic penguin :)
Sweating Bullets: The only penguin we know of who still sweats when in the artic... very psychotic indeed...
That Smell: Aka, the Penguin who refused to shower. He has a psychotic obsession and paranoria that soap is out to get him. Not quite your average "Cute and Cuddly" penguin
Thonolan: Our Skipper, he holds the team together, directs gives orders, and makes sure no one is left behind. He leads us, making sure the team has the right focus, and ensures the no one bathes in hot oil and bisquick by mistake.
The Red Baron: The kook! Known to tote dynamite, drink any caffeine infused drink, and blow things up at random. An extremely valuable asset when it comes to the battlefield... Simple formula. Add tanks, drop in The Baron, and have mayhem... Just make sure you can slip by him and get the enemies flag...
The Red Baron
Visit us on irc #bz-inc :)